tfw = two fucking weiners
You asked. You begged. Some of you WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT GIVING AWAY A HAT WHEN WE HIT 5,000. Finally, it’s time. It’s time for Luigi and Mom to give away a monster of a prize.
So here’s the rules, chumps:
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG.
ONLY TWO REBLOGS AND ONE LIKE ALLOWED.
DUPLICATE ACCOUNTS USED TO REBLOG THIS POST WILL BE CONSIDERED CHEATING.
YOUR ASKBOX MUST BE OPEN.
THE GIVEAWAY ENDS OCTOBER 1ST, 2014.
Thanks for following, kids. You da bes.
sign me up
girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother