condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhy:

Steal His Look - Danny DeVito

Black Couch - $500

Crisco Vegetable Oil - $2.98

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

fstw:

Call me the hamburglar cause I’m here to jack your meat

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

juuzoumygod:

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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